Deliberate acts of arrogance (or What grinds my gears...)
I just had to follow-up the Random acts of kindness post with this one.
Yes, I get it that you love your nice new expensive car.
Yes, I also get it that you don't want get a ding or a dent or a scratch on it.
But I just don't get why you don't park on ONE parking space like us mortals? Why your highness, can you not park in one of those empty spots in that back row where most of us lazy fatasses won't bother to park and dent your precious little car.